Olive Garden sucks
I know it is well past cliche to observe this, but it's true: Olive Garden sucks. The food is what it is, but what's really bothersome is how it's every teenager's and every toothless rube's idea of a "fancy" night out with girlfriend/boyfriend/inflatable lover. I was there last night, and I can't remember being anywhere with so many well-used Starter jackets. Go Miami Dolphins! Now let's have some mystery-meatballs and bottomless fat sticks!
To be fair, I don't hate their minestrone.

4 rejoinder(s):
you're a bitch
LMAO @ Anonymous
Sorry but that gave me a lulz
Olive Garden does suck shit sticks though. Olive Garden:Italian as Taco Bell:Mexican
Anonymous, I rather enjoyed that comment too -- short, sweet, punchy, no-nonsense.
Thanks.
The interesting comments of others!
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