Every time you open a jar of peanut butter and find that it doesn't contain previously undiscovered forms of life, you are proving that evolution is false and that Jesus Christ is your personal savior. But don't trust me, just watch the instructional video:
Please don't take the point too far -- the jars of jelly you have prove nothing. Nothing at all.
The Proposition [Blu-ray]
The Dark Knight [Blu-ray]
L'Avventura - Criterion Collection
The Ingmar Bergman Trilogy: The Criterion Collection (Through a Glass Darkly / Winter Light / The Silence)
The Wire: The Complete Series
Breaking Bad - The Complete First Season
Breaking Bad: The Complete Second Season
Breaking Bad: The Complete Third Season
Stereolab, Oscillons from the Anti-Sun
Neko Case, Middle Cyclone
Jakob Dylan, Women and Country
The Decemberists, The Hazards of Love
Thurston Moore, Trees Outside the Academy
Leonard Cohen, Songs of Leonard Cohen
Neko Case, Fox Confessor Brings the Flood
Neko Case, Blacklisted
Neko Case, Furnace Room Lullaby
Sonic Youth, Dirty
1 rejoinder(s):
If you left the peanut butter out for long enough, even if its sealed...wouldn't it eventually rot, and wouldn't that tear this theory apart?
Do you think I could get the guy's address and send him a rotted peanut butter jar that's still sealed?
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