Monday, February 11, 2008

Monday Shower Blogging: The Futility of Personal Hygiene

I am glad to say this morning's shower was not a repeat of last week's harrowing encounter with a middle stall user, but it was arguably no better: this week the shower offered no hot water. I tried each of the three faucets but it was nothing but cold and more cold, cold to add to the outdoor cold from which I had just emerged, cold that caused shivering and numbing and shrinkage, cold that had no erotic dampening to achieve above the strong erotic dampening that already attends the very thought of entering the men's locker room. Cold, cold, cold.

It's enough to make me wonder why I bother.

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