Speaking of Dubious Protests

Pastor Fred Phelps and his retarded army of screeching gay-sex-obsessed Christianists is now turning the other cheek at Wide Stance presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, picketing some of Huckabee's campaign stops in Kansas, presumably because Huckabee's theocratic longings and anti-gay rhetoric aren't vigorously unhinged enough.

For what it's worth, I find them plenty vigorously unhinged. As in contests between two sports teams I don't like, I'm rooting for injuries in this spat between Huckabee and Phelps.