Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Does God Hate Gays? Should You? Ask a Butt.

Someone whose last name and likely personal preoccupation is "Butt" has written a children's book suggesting that god will put all the gays in an eternal lake of fire unless brave heterosexual Christians like Senator Larry Craig and Pastor Ted Haggard can halt their onslaught against Civilization Itself®.

Will Michael's two fathers be cured of the gay before the grim reaper hand-delivers them to the unquenchable fires of hell? If so, will Michael come to realize that it's god's justice that it should be so? Will he join the rest of the heavenly host and giggle at their endless agonies?

The reviews on Amazon are just getting started but they're already pretty good.

(H/T Portland Mercury)

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