Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I Have So Little Time to Prepare

This is easily the most forbidding sign I've seen posted on any restroom door all day, and suffice to say it has been posted on the door of a restroom in whose availability I am deeply vested.

Now what? I just hate it when signs only tell me what I can't do and not what I can do. What are the alternatives? Is a new restroom simultaneously coming on line? Or do I pee on the floor? Or do I have to hold it for the whole nine days? I would prefer not to.

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