Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I Hope They Were Hot

This past weekend, routine trawling of the local water reservoirs produced results:

Portland Water Bureau discovered two people skinny dipping in Mt. Tabor Reservoir 6 early Saturday morning. Water Bureau security personnel spotted the swimmers, who were skinny dipping, and notified the Portland Police Bureau, who apprehended and removed the individuals from the reservoir at approximately 3:00 am and issued trespass citations.
Especially in the wake of the Heller decision, it seems to me that the Water Bureau personnel should be issued handguns so they won't have to call the cops when they need to drag possibly-heat-packing naked hippies from the water supply. Seconds count! They could pee!

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