Friday, July 11, 2008

If you have trouble sleeping ...

If you have trouble sleeping, don't count sheep in your head. Instead, count the number of prominent Republicans who will pass through the Minneapolis airport later this summer en route to the RNC National Convention to be held in that very city. And of those, count the number who will enter the very same men's room that Senator Larry Craig made internationally famous with his definitely-not-gay activities last fall, and out of that, count the number who will use the exact same stall upon which Craig sat as he solicited anonymous gay sex from an undercover cop took a wholesome Christian dump.

Call it a koan; let it be your inroad to meditation.

I never have any trouble sleeping, but I find this too delicious not to ponder.

(H/T Ed Brayton)

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