Saturday, August 9, 2008

McSame: The Audacity of Overloaded Litterboxes

All those countless millions of kittens walking across all those countless millions of keyboards, and yet this is really the best the McSame campaign can come up with?

The McCain administration would reserve all savings from victory in the Iraq and Afghanistan operations in the fight against Islamic extremists for reducing the deficit. Since all their costs were financed with deficit spending, all their savings must go to deficit reduction.
It should be noted that McCain voted for every dime of all that deficit spending that funded operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. But he's a fiscal conservative's fiscal conservative! So the kittens type, so it is!

Generally speaking, under common usage, stopping deficit spending does not count as savings. But I quibble.

To continue the quibbling, what does victory mean? Well, in a stirring recent address to a group of bikers, during which he famously suggested that his wife should enter the tits-and-ass competition, McCain explained how to win (the video helpfully highlights his strategy beginning at about 1:08):

This is foul. Somebody needs to change the litterbox.

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