Friday, November 14, 2008

Four Long Years of Imprecatory Prayer

Remember that exponent of Boundless Christian Love® who publicly longed for John McCain's "speedy death" soon after being elected so that Lady Also could take over and rescue all the blastocysts?

Well, since That One won the election, Lady Also is now just another GOP governor positioning herself for 2012, so the exponent of Boundless Christian Love® faces a greatly expanded list of speedy deaths to be praying for, including, but not limited to, the speedy deaths of Charlie Crist, Bobby Jindal, Rick Perry, Haley Barbour, Mike Huckabee, that Minnesota guy with the televangelist hair, and countless other lunkheads.

For good or bad, nothing fails like prayer, so all of the above are expected to be alive, well, and thralling everyone with their acumen by 2012. May it be a long, long four years.


Sheldon said...

But wouldn't the exponent of Boundless Christian Love@ also be just as satisfied with Mike Huckabee or some other?

Dale said...

Sheldon, quite possibly so. It's difficult to say with certainty exactly which and exactly how many people deaths the exponent of boundless Christian pro-life love would pray for. Maybe he likes the cut of Huckabee's jib, maybe not. It's perilous crawling into that head and looking around; I probably shouldn't bother.