Saturday, November 8, 2008

Red Dawn '08

President Obama is going to use his middle name and pal-around terrorist friends to get your guns! Buy new ones now! Now! Now, I said! Stop reading and arm yourselves!

This alongside Lady Also's clothing purchases might just pull the economy out of its doldrums.



Myself, I will not buy a handgun that's not field-tested to injure drunks -- to clarify, that's the drunks actually doing the shooting:



And make sure your children know how to fire the .50 caliber -- they might be the last line of defense between you and the black UN omnigovernment helicopters:



Here is a roundup of president Obama's position on gun rights.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Did you hear? Obama's going to replace the "Star Spangled Banner" with "One Nation Under a Groove" by Funkadelic! The end is near.