Saturday, December 20, 2008

Most Ambitious Crap-Wrapping of the Season

If only because the weather has turned Portland into the Land of Shivering Shut-Ins, my Christmas "gifting" is done, so this magnum opus of crap-wrapping represents my final statement of the 2008 holiday season.

I am proud of the way the shards and bits of wrapping paper -- as well as some miscellaneous scrap paper found in the vicinity of the crap-wrapping studio space, where the magic happens -- fail to conceal all the surface area of the cardboard box housing the gift of [expurgated] for the wife. I have no particular reason to feel proud of it, but I do. It's how I roll.

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