Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Dark Dungeons of the Post-Presidency

Jacob Weisberg has compiled the top 25 Bushisms of all time -- perhaps a rash gesture given that Bush still plans to deliver a farewell address and is still giving interviews (e.g.).

Bush as Heavy Metal Dada poet:

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."
Bush as a master of the non-sequitur:
"People say, 'How can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?' You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."
Mr. Bush, your work is done. Please go shut yourself in and wait for someone to show up and say they love you. If no one comes by after several years, wait longer.

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