Saturday, February 28, 2009

Put Down That Brave Front

You casually mention that clowns terrify you and people look at you as though you've insulted the world's population of grandmothers or claimed to speak with the grasshoppers.

Then you see something like this: a wild-faced Ronald McDonald clawing his way into, or possibly out from, a small plastic container of chocolate milk, and you realize you've been on psychological terra firma all along, and it's the people who don't fear clowns who are likely to be running a kitten-strangling operation in their basements.

Dear reader, if you fear clowns, this blog will never slight you. This is a safe place for you.

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