- Who doesn't love fire? It's fundamental! But the ongoing arson spree is ruining lives and sewing obscene levels of waste, and it's so widespread that it simply must be the case that some of the arsonists have won over, won concessions from, or perhaps even themselves become, the firefighters. Obviously, the only sane answer to this set of problems is to reduce the scale and scope of firefighting.
'Shorter' concept lovingly borrowed from Sadly, No!