Monday, May 11, 2009

Snipers, Where Are You?

Having now reached the approximate midpoint of a task of such dizzying heights of tediousness that I am all but dry-heaving from vertigo, I have decided to reward myself by blog-whining about it.

I beseech The Fates -- should it be, in the fullness of time, my fate to be terminated by an unseen sniper, please make it now.

Radio it in to the sniper team to take the shot. I am sitting very still, and I promise no quick movements. If you like, I'll even put something on my head to facilitate finding me through the scope.

Please.

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