Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Do You Recall Alberto Gonzales?

The USA's former Attorney General has become almost gainfully employed:

The Austin-American Statesman now reports that Gonzales has also “lined up a fall-semester teaching spot at Texas Tech University.” He will be working in the political science department on a “’special topics’ course on contemporary issues in the executive branch.” (HT: Wonkette)
"Special topics" -- and here I was worried that I would be gauche to label him "special."

It's difficult to imagine filling an entire semester with instructing college students in how to say "I don't recall," but he'll do his very special best, and whatever happens in class, this is sure to add upwards of three lines to the resume that will perfunctorily trade hands as he is selected to occupy one of the Hollywood Squares.

1 comment:

Mike Licht said...

Mr. Gonzales will lecture at Tech on his area of expertise, Fluid Mechanics of Waterboarding.