Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Luffa and Leather - Captions Needed

It was wrong, so very wrong, of Andrew Sullivan to post this hideous photo without the palliative of a caption contest.

A blogger has certain responsibilities. I implore my six readers to give this image the caption it needs, either in comments here or via your own blogs.



Mike said...

"Lipstick on pigs,indeed."

"As I walked through the valley of the shadow of Death, I took this picture."

"Bill and Ann on their way to the Michael Jackson funeral"

larryniven said...

I was never any good at these things, but...

"Pictured: Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, the massive traffic jam caused by an entire city fleeing the combined presence of Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter."

I also want to do a "they're so evil the sky is dark at noon" thing, but I can't quite edit it down enough.

Chubbs said...

Is that a falafel in your hand?