Thursday, August 20, 2009

Old Yeller Packaged

Is your cherished, diseased, imminently mercy-killed dog still far enough away from death that he/she requires food? Grrlpup has called up an image of the right choice of dog food for those last meals:

Other pet foods in the same inspired series include "Feline Leukemia Diagnosis Mix" for cats, "Black Beauty Ginger's Mix" horse meal, "Bambi's Mother's Choice" back yard wildlife chow, and maybe "Ancient Mariner" for the soon-dead albatross in your life.

Presumably, what Old Yeller lacks in nutritional value -- after all, why bother? -- is balanced by rock-bottom pricing.

Stay classy, Disney.

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