Thursday, November 12, 2009

Creeds That Ring True

Look no further than this brief summary to see how Christianity makes more sense than all those other silly religions with which it competes for, you know, souls and cash donations and credibility and so on:

The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he didn't really die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yes, people by the truckload are raised to believe this as the capital-T Truth. Try to believe that!

I came by this rendering at The Atheist Camel, though it's not clear whether it originated there. It sounds rather Bill-Maherish to me, and that's a good thing.

Anyhoo, believe it or you'll spend an eternity in hell.

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