Thursday, February 18, 2010

White Riots in a Red Dawn

The teabaggers are showing the world how white people riot in America -- not so much by running amok through neighborhoods -- or not at first, anyway -- but by contriving to take whatever in politics they find vexing and converting it to their real-world Red Dawn:

[A] new CNN poll finds that Tea Party activists “tend to be male, rural, upscale, and overwhelmingly conservative.” Although this movement tries to portray itself as independent from either political party, the poll “indicates that Tea Party activists would vote overwhelmingly Republican in a two-party race for Congress.”
And of course, the focus on "law and order" will be among the higher-ranking reasons they'll vote overwhelmingly for Republicans, because teabagger types are all about law-and-order, humility, decency, civility, and the rejection of Hollywood's moral chaos:
"How many of you have watched the movie Lonesome Dove?," asked an unidentified female speaker from the podium. "What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd? What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd. He got hung. And that's what I want to do with Patty Murray."
Wolverines!

4 comments:

Ginx said...

Their retardation knows no bounds.

Montag said...

Ah,god, Woodrow! I bet she couldn't even remember Jake's name - Jake Spoon!
An' she wuz prob'ly just saying that he poked her, when she said he ran with the wrong crowd.

Dale said...

Montag, I think it's safe to say your comment showed more thought on the matter than the teabagger quoted showed in her entire address.

Dale said...

Ginx, are you sure you want to use the r-word that way? Sarah Palin might use it as an excuse to pretend to be outraged. Or some other fucking retard might.