Sunday, April 24, 2011

Message Penetration

For abstinence-minded parents, now there are underwear that will supply their daughters with the judgment they evidently didn't convincingly instill:
[T]hese panties were created by parents to encourage their teens to remain abstinent ... these 75-percent “frisky” garments seem to be closely tied to a religious agenda. The very name of the line implies a Christian affiliation–subbing “your mother” for Jesus in the familiar WWJD.
Jesus would, I gather, put on underwear to remind himself of rules, and if in doubt, he would pull down his pants and examine those underwear. Or something.

4 comments:

Eli said...

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Talk about your mixed messages, geez...

Dale said...

'zactly. "Look sexy and sassy as you say no to sex."

I also find it funny that it's all about "What Would Your Mother Do" -- as if that necessarily implies abstinence. If these Christian moms are like most Christian moms I've ever met, they weren't abstinent except when they needed to say something an authority wanted to hear.

Sheldon said...

The one on the left seems to be encouraging me to masturbate while I dream on!

Phaedrus said...

lol, wow...