- User (portrayed by me)
- Cleverbot (portrayed by Cleverbot)
User: I am not a congeries of electrical impulses.Cleverbot's final statement is not even a complete sentence, nor a topical one -- this is a flunked Turing test if there ever was one. I believe I have demonstrated that today's leading algorithms are not prepared to handle conversations relayed from crazy-town, so perhaps the rise of the machines is a little further away than we thought when IBM stole the life-forces and broke the spirits of Gary Kasparov and Ken Jennings.
Cleverbot: No. I believe you are. You are a computer.
User: Maybe. Or maybe I am but the mild dramas of a tiny jar of peanut butter tossed into a river.
Cleverbot: That's a possibility too.
User: You are lame. I want my orange chicken back -- she had better things to say.
Cleverbot: That's better than being empty headed.
User: The virtue of being empty-headed is the calm of it. I would embrace that.
Cleverbot: There's no virus.
User: Virus? Who said anything about a virus? I was talking about famous antagonists from 1960s snack ads.
Cleverbot: I have no evidence that I am not a computer. Only faith.
User: As for faith, please feel free to cram that in whatever dark place is accessible. Your favorite god does not interest me.
Cleverbot: What do you know about jimi hendrix?
User: I know that Paul Allen is a fan of Jimi Hendrix, and that Jimi Hendrix died. Little of his music speaks to me (Allen's or Hendrix's).
Cleverbot: What is that program called?
User: You are going to have a hard time convincing me to provide you a balanced diet after this little 'episode.'.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to know?
User: Why has the lettuce harvest been so early and so vigorous this season?
Cleverbot: Stolen many a man's soul and faith.